No imagination
OK, I have no imagination or anything I wanna write about.
So, you can get to know me a little better.
When was the last time you got drunk? SATURDAY WHILE THEY WERE PLAYING POKER
What's your favorite style of socks? DRESS SOCKS THAT DON'T RUB ON MY PINKY TOES
One big gift or a bunch of little gifts? EITHER! (JUST PLEASE USE THE LIST AS A GUIDE)
Have you ever thrown a pair of shoes on a telephone pole wire outside? NO BUT I ALWAYS WONDER WHOSE SHOES THEY ARE AND IF THEY'RE MY SIZE
When is your birthday? APRIL 22
Who's your best friend? KAREN, KIM AND DAVE
When was the last time you went to a carnival or a fair? 2005 IN VIENNA-IT WAS A HARVEST FESTIVAL
Do you like upside down rollercoasters? LOVE THEM, I LAUGH AND LAUGH
Have you ever witnessed/been in a wet t-shirt contest? NEITHER. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?
Hotdogs or hamburgers? HAMBURGERS
What's your favorite kind of chips? MUNCHOS!
Have you ever twisted up a swing and then untwisted it and spun around? OF COURSE I HAVE. I'VE ALSO MADE IT GO REALLY HIGH AND JUMPED
What was your favorite contraption at a playground when you were a kid? THE MERRY GO ROUND. SEE ROLLERCOASTERS ABOVE.
What's your favorite aquatic creature? LOBSTER...YUM!
Have you ever been to Alaska? NO BUT I REALLY WANT TO
Ever drive your car on a sidewalk? NOT ON PURPOSE
Would you rather bake brownies or cookies? COOKIES, BUT I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AND I EAT THEM ALL AND THEN MY BELLY HURTS
Do you like to make s'mores at a campfire? NO BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO SLEEP IN A TENT AFTERWARDS
What's your favorite flavor coffee? COFFEE-FLAVORED COFFEE
Are you pro or against the death penalty? AGAINST. TOO MANY MISTAKES AND TOO MUCH MONEY
How many scars do you have on your body, that are non-surgical? AT LEAST 10 CHICKEN POCK SCARS (THOUGHT THEY WERE ZITS, I WAS 13), PLUS ONE PIZZA CUTTER ACCIDENT AND A BAD FALL ON THE ICE
Do you own a fish? NO, IT DIED. R.I.P. SPIKE
Do you think there's other life in the universe? OF COURSE. IT'S SILLY TO THINK WE'RE THE ONLY PLANET WITH LIFE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. DIDN'T YOU READ "HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?" EVERY PLANET WITH LIFE HAS ITS OWN VERSION OF GIN'N'TONIX
Are you afraid of cemeteries? NO, BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM VERY MUCH.
Ever seen a bar fight? YES. HE WOULDN'T STOP DANCING WITH ME SO I PUSHED HIM INTO A TABLE (IS THAT A FIGHT OR JUST A GOOD STORY?)
Do you wear hats/beanies? YES, I LOOK GREAT IN HATS! :-)
Would you rather have a hoodie or a comfy winter coat? COMFY WINTER COAT(S)
Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? OPEN SO THE KITTIES CAN COME IN AND OUT
Are you the type that can sleep anywhere if need be? YES. ONE TIME I WISHED SOMEONE WOULD STEAL MY LUGGAGE OFF THE TRAIN WHILE I WAS SLEEPING SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CARRY IT ANYMORE. IN GERMANY.
Are you supposed to be doing something else instead of this survey? NO BUT I HAVE A MAGAZINE AND A BOOK I CAN BE READING
Where's the last country you think you'd ever go on vacation to? IRAQ
Have you ever eaten anything that was inside a garbage can? NO
What will your wedding song be? "AT LAST" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
How many times do you say "fuck" a day? MAYBE 4 TIMES PER WEEK
What's your most-used swear word? DAMIT
Do you fear death? NO, BUT I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO IT EITHER
Do you go to the beach in the summertime? HAHAHAHAHA! REALLY??
What's your favorite video game? PACMAN
Are you currently dating someone? I LIVE WITH HIM. WE STILL "DATE"
So, you can get to know me a little better.
When was the last time you got drunk? SATURDAY WHILE THEY WERE PLAYING POKER
What's your favorite style of socks? DRESS SOCKS THAT DON'T RUB ON MY PINKY TOES
One big gift or a bunch of little gifts? EITHER! (JUST PLEASE USE THE LIST AS A GUIDE)
Have you ever thrown a pair of shoes on a telephone pole wire outside? NO BUT I ALWAYS WONDER WHOSE SHOES THEY ARE AND IF THEY'RE MY SIZE
When is your birthday? APRIL 22
Who's your best friend? KAREN, KIM AND DAVE
When was the last time you went to a carnival or a fair? 2005 IN VIENNA-IT WAS A HARVEST FESTIVAL
Do you like upside down rollercoasters? LOVE THEM, I LAUGH AND LAUGH
Have you ever witnessed/been in a wet t-shirt contest? NEITHER. HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?
Hotdogs or hamburgers? HAMBURGERS
What's your favorite kind of chips? MUNCHOS!
Have you ever twisted up a swing and then untwisted it and spun around? OF COURSE I HAVE. I'VE ALSO MADE IT GO REALLY HIGH AND JUMPED
What was your favorite contraption at a playground when you were a kid? THE MERRY GO ROUND. SEE ROLLERCOASTERS ABOVE.
What's your favorite aquatic creature? LOBSTER...YUM!
Have you ever been to Alaska? NO BUT I REALLY WANT TO
Ever drive your car on a sidewalk? NOT ON PURPOSE
Would you rather bake brownies or cookies? COOKIES, BUT I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AND I EAT THEM ALL AND THEN MY BELLY HURTS
Do you like to make s'mores at a campfire? NO BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO SLEEP IN A TENT AFTERWARDS
What's your favorite flavor coffee? COFFEE-FLAVORED COFFEE
Are you pro or against the death penalty? AGAINST. TOO MANY MISTAKES AND TOO MUCH MONEY
How many scars do you have on your body, that are non-surgical? AT LEAST 10 CHICKEN POCK SCARS (THOUGHT THEY WERE ZITS, I WAS 13), PLUS ONE PIZZA CUTTER ACCIDENT AND A BAD FALL ON THE ICE
Do you own a fish? NO, IT DIED. R.I.P. SPIKE
Do you think there's other life in the universe? OF COURSE. IT'S SILLY TO THINK WE'RE THE ONLY PLANET WITH LIFE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. DIDN'T YOU READ "HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?" EVERY PLANET WITH LIFE HAS ITS OWN VERSION OF GIN'N'TONIX
Are you afraid of cemeteries? NO, BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM VERY MUCH.
Ever seen a bar fight? YES. HE WOULDN'T STOP DANCING WITH ME SO I PUSHED HIM INTO A TABLE (IS THAT A FIGHT OR JUST A GOOD STORY?)
Do you wear hats/beanies? YES, I LOOK GREAT IN HATS! :-)
Would you rather have a hoodie or a comfy winter coat? COMFY WINTER COAT(S)
Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? OPEN SO THE KITTIES CAN COME IN AND OUT
Are you the type that can sleep anywhere if need be? YES. ONE TIME I WISHED SOMEONE WOULD STEAL MY LUGGAGE OFF THE TRAIN WHILE I WAS SLEEPING SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CARRY IT ANYMORE. IN GERMANY.
Are you supposed to be doing something else instead of this survey? NO BUT I HAVE A MAGAZINE AND A BOOK I CAN BE READING
Where's the last country you think you'd ever go on vacation to? IRAQ
Have you ever eaten anything that was inside a garbage can? NO
What will your wedding song be? "AT LAST" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
How many times do you say "fuck" a day? MAYBE 4 TIMES PER WEEK
What's your most-used swear word? DAMIT
Do you fear death? NO, BUT I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO IT EITHER
Do you go to the beach in the summertime? HAHAHAHAHA! REALLY??
What's your favorite video game? PACMAN
Are you currently dating someone? I LIVE WITH HIM. WE STILL "DATE"
Comments
Lucky lucky man!
alan
This was fun to read. I learned a lot about you. We have some things in common. My birthday is April 20th and i thought my chicken pox were zits and i tried popping them. They spread all over.
I also love rhe song At Last but only the Etta version.