Is this thing a MEME? I love questionnaires!

Name: LARYSSA
Nicknames: RIS
Birthplace: PITTSFIELD, MA
Current Location: JUST OUTSIDE BOSTON
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5'6" (OR 5'7" WHEN I'M 10 LBS HEAVIER)
Weight: ARE YOU FOR REAL? 9 LBS LESS THAN THANKSGIVING THOUGH
Tattoos?: butterfly on ankle since 1994
Piercings?: EARS. STILL GOT SOME EXTRA HOLES FROM THE 80'S TOO, BUT I DON'T USE 'EM
--Your--
Bedtime: 10:30 WHEN RANDY'S HOME. OTHERWISE, MIDNIGHTISH
Best Physical Feature: SMILE
Most Embarrassing Moment: WHEN MY PANTS SPLIT OPEN ROLLERSKATING AT BROYLES ARENA
Most Missed Memory: I CAN'T REMEMBER, I'M MISSING THAT MEMORY
First Thought When You Wake Up: YAY, RANDY'S GONNA GET ME SOME COFFEE!
Weakness: BARGAIN SHOPPING
Best Friends: KAREN, KIM, AND DAVE. CAROLYN IS A GREAT FRIEND TOO!
Goal For The Year: GET TO MY GOAL WEIGHT, WHICH I USED TO BE TWO YEARS AGO BUT IT HAS SLIPPED AWAY
Greatest Fears: LOSING THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...DIET COKE
McDonalds or Burger King...MCDONALDS
Hot Tea or Ice Tea... HOT TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla... CHOCOLATE
Water or Milk...WATER (MILK? OUCH! I ONCE LOST A TOOTH OVER MILK!)
Coffee or Hot Chocolate... COFFEE
Hugs or Kisses...BOTH!!
Cats or Dogs... CATS, HAVE TWO CUTIES
Summer or Winter...SUMMER
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies... ROMANTIC COMEDIES
Love or Money...LOVE
--Favs--
Number: 6 AND 13
Food: PIZZA
Type of Music: ROCK
Candy: CHOCOLATE
Color: RED
Animal: CATS
Drink: VODKA TONIC WITH LEMON, OR GIN & TONIC WITH LIME
Body Part on the Opposite Sex: SMILE
Movie: SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE AND GREASE
Pastime: READING
--Have You Ever--
Drank? HAHAHAHAHA, I'M 38 YEARS OLD, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Bullied Someone? I HOPE NOT
Skinny Dipped? YES, AND IT WAS REALLY COLD TWO OUT OF THE THREE TIMES
Used The Restroom On A Tree? NOPE, NEXT TO THE TREE
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny? YES, I AM A HORRIFYING JOKE-TELLER
Been On Stage? YES, I DID A TALENT SHOW WITH MY BEST FRIEND AT 15. WE DID A DANCE TO "I WOULD DIE 4 U" BY PRINCE
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didn't Approve Of? I'M CERTAIN OF IT
Been To A Nude Beach? YES. JIMMIE-JANGLY IS NOT PRETTY
Burnt Yourself? YES, ON THE CURLING IRON AND IT LOOKED LIKE A HICKEY
Been Dumped? SEE "DRANK"
Dumped Someone? SEE "DRANK"
Been In Love? SEE "DRANK"
Been Hit On by Someone Too Old? YES, BUT HE WAS SEXY, SO I DIDN'T MIND
Bought Lottery Tickets? YES. STUPID RED SOX SEASON-PASS-FOR-LIFE LOTTERY TICKETS, THEY TAKE ALL MY MONEY
Made Out In A Car? YES, AND MY CURRENT CAR HAS SEATS THAT FOLD ALL THE WAY DOWN (BUT UM, I'M 38 NOW, AND HAVE BEEN MOSTLY OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR 20 YRS)
Cried During A Movie? YES
Wanted Something You Couldn't Have? YES...GEORGE BUSH OUT OF OFFICE IN 2004
Tried To Strip When Drunk? NO, BUT I HAVE DONE THE "WOOOHOOOO!" DANCE WHILE SHAKING MY BUTT
Bought A Thong Cuz The Cashier Was Hot? WHAT AM I 12? NO I DID IT BECAUSE I AM HOT
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them? NO, BUT I GLUED A SCRAMBLED-EGGS-APPEARING PAPER PLATE WITH FULL PLACE SETTINGS TO SOMEONE'S DOOR ONCE. ALSO FLIPPED EVERYTHING FROM SOMEONE'S DORM ROOM EXACTLY TO THE OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE ROOM.
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family? SOMETIMES MY BROTHER BURPS REALLY LOUDLY
Protested? NO, BUT HAVE WRITTEN LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Been To An Island? SEVERAL ISLANDS, MOSTLY VACATIONS
Made Out W/ A Stranger? YES (TEEHEE)
Wished A Part Of You Was Different? YES, SO I WENT FROM BLOND TO BROWN
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered? YES, MY FEET, AND THEN SOMEONE STEPPED ON ONE AND THE WHOLE THING TURNED PURPLE AND SWELLED UP. NASTY.
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed? NO. HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN ANY THAT WERE SIGNED EITHER
Been To A Luau? YES. AND IF YOU GET TO HAWAII YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THE DINNER
Cursed In front Of Your Parents? YES, WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT ME?
Been On TV? YES, AND UNFORTUNATELY WITHOUT MAKEUP
Been Outta The Country? 13 OR 14 COUNTRIES AND COUNTING
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk? YES AND IT BETTER NOT EVER STOP (ALTHOUGH IT HAS SLOWED DOWN A LOT, ADMITTEDLY)
Went To School/ Work Drunk? I CAME BACK FROM MY LUNCH BREAK DRUNK ONCE, BUT I WORKED AT A PUB AT THE TIME, AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS TOO, SO NO ONE NOTICED
Dieted? NOT REALLY. DOES CALORIE RESTRICTION COUNT AS A DIET?
Had An Eating Disorder? NEVER
Cheated On Your Other? NO, I RESPECT HIM TOO MUCH FOR THAT, EVEN IF I STOPPED LOVING HIM I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO HIM
Been Cheated On? YES WHICH IS WHY I NEVER WANT TO BE A CHEATER
Been Paid To Date Someone? YES I USED TO WORK FOR AN ESCORT AGENCY (NOT)
Tanned Topless? NO, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WOULDN'T (EVER BEEN TO ST THOMAS? IF THE OLD JIMMIE-JANGLERS CAN DO IT I DON'T SEE WHY I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY TOP)
Bought Something Way Too Expensive? YES, ON BEAUTIFUL BOOTS
Been arrested? THANKFULLY, NO
--Randoms--
Country You Wanna Visit: ITALY, POLAND, RUSSIA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND TO NAME A FEW
Way You Wanna Die: PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP
Wanna Get Married? YES
Want Kids? NO
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue? NO BUT I CAN TIE THE STEM OF A CHERRY
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue? YES, JUST THE VERY BOTTOM
What Kind Of Perfume Or Cologne Do You Wear? CK ONE
What's Your Favorite Scent? OCEAN OR FRESH CUT GRASS
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could? NO WAY. GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LEARN THEIR LIFE'S LESSONS

Comments

Anonymous said…
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didn't Approve Of? I'M CERTAIN OF IT

Actually, you haven't. Bet I worn a few you didn't approve of, though.

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