What I want for my birthday

I want one of these. It's a proton collider. Not sure why I want it, but isn't this picture cool?

Photo courtesy of www.newyorktimes.com. Here's the freaky article, if you want to read it.
Just imagine all the dumb office dares you could do with it.

Comments

Chris Curtin said…
Funny, my first thought was how cool it would be to get on a skateboard or a motorcycle down the hallways ;-)

I'd want it just for all the power it consumes. It must be a very interesting feeling with that much power around you.

And the fear of evaporating the earth and not knowing you did it. Or opening a worm hole and making every Doom/Quake violent game come true.
8:20 PM
Kimberly said…
Excellent. One more thing to keep me up at night: Spontaneous suckage into a man-made black hole. Perfect.
9:03 PM
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